"The Original Free Funeral Offer"
Since 1986

Win a Free Funeral ! *

All you have to do is:

J Drink

K Drive

L Die

Not actual casket, actual casket may be pine box.

___________ Yes, I will be Drinking and Driving
                      on New Year's Eve.

Name: 

Address: 

City:             

Phone: 

Signed: 

 

*Some restrictions apply. Winner must sign up in advance by US mail or personal delivery. No post-mortem entries accepted. Entry deadline (no pun intended) is Noon December 31st. Drunk driving death must occur between 6pm December 31 2007 and 6am January 1 2008 in Seminole County, Oklahoma. Winner agrees to allow use of name and likeness for Alcohol Awareness publicity and advertising purposes. Terms and conditions of funeral will be at discretion of provider. Winner must be a resident of Seminole County Oklahoma prior to death.

Send entries via US mail to:

Stu Phillips, Publisher
Seminole Producer
Po Box 431
Seminole Oklahoma, 74818

Phone (405) 382-1100
405-382-7007 nights-weekends

 

 

 

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